Name! That! Fetus!: The Eva Longoria Edition
So this picture of Eva “10 Frivolous-Ass Costume Changes” Longoria looking like she’s holding in a painful hiccup has got people thinking she’s pregnant with a womb troll. She’s also been going on and on about how skinny-fat and babyless she is.
And you know what that means!
Yes, it’s time to name that little hypothetical thing.
Ready? Break out the rhyming dictionary and Jose Cuervo and let’s do this:
Eva’s always been such an introverted and humble international star of screens wide and small, so we think it’d be a fresh and unexpected move on her part to name her maybe-baby something like “Eva” or “Princess Eva Longoria Parker.” Cute for a little boy, right?
We also wouldn’t past Eva to name the thing something like “Besos,” the name of her restaurant or “Tony Lynn,” the name of her favorite accessory.
But what do you all think? What should Eva name her baby?
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Loreal Lupe Parker
FTW
Posted by Fredo | August 20, 2008
Maria Guadalupe Isabel Longoria Parker
or Chicharron Parker
OR Car Parker.
Posted by la roncha | August 20, 2008
ok i can do this all day..
Maybe they’ll go french,
Le Petit Eva Longoria Parker
J’aime Tony Parker
Désespéré Chambre Épouses Parker
(dont judge me.. i used a English/French translator)
Posted by la roncha | August 20, 2008
LMAO@Chicharron Parker
If we are gonna go there how about
Barbra Coa Parker
Posted by Fredo | August 20, 2008
Bob Parker
Posted by Latin_Princess | August 20, 2008
This is my first comment. I had to leave a comment on this one, since I live in the same town as Eva growing up. It is no surprise that Eva got pregnant because she has been practicing that back stroke longer than Phelps. That baby better hold on to the Uterus or it may fall out early.
They should call it Parallel Parker since the little Cha-Poo will be able to come out that way if it chooses to.
Posted by La Langua | August 20, 2008
Ouch @ La Langua (whatever that means)
Antonia Spurs Longoria Parker or Espuelas Parker
Posted by jrod | August 21, 2008