New Musical David Beckham - The Theatre Of Dreams Will Make Jesus Hate You

Our hermanisimo, Machochip, is all about David Beckham and so omg super excited over the news that Golden Balls (R) is getting his own musical. The show, entitled David Beckham – The Theatre of Dreams will premiere in London’s West End and will play on the idea that Beckham is worshipped like a deity and transforms -sold out- nearly empty stadiums in Los Angeles into places of worship. Blasphabulous!

Here’s a sampling of the musical’s lyrics, since you care so much:

A change has come around, As I worship this ground, With you in my life, We’re turning the world upside down.

Guess who it’s about? Wrong! Not Victoria. It’s what David sings to himself while shaving. With a diamond. Atop his shiny, platinum bidet.

Bulges Over Broadway? David Beckham: The Musical In The Works [Machochip]The Theatre