Our hermanisimo, Machochip, is all about David Beckham and so omg super excited over the news that Golden Balls ® is getting his own musical. The show, entitled David Beckham – The Theatre of Dreams will premiere in London’s West End and will play on the idea that Beckham is worshipped like a deity and transforms sold out nearly empty stadiums in Los Angeles into places of worship. Blasphabulous!

Here’s a sampling of the musical’s lyrics, since you care so much:

A change has come around, As I worship this ground, With you in my life, We’re turning the world upside down.

Guess who it’s about? Wrong! Not Victoria. It’s what David sings to himself while shaving. With a diamond. Atop his shiny, platinum bidet.

Bulges Over Broadway? David Beckham: The Musical In The Works [Machochip]The Theatre