We’ve realized we haven’t had quite enough sexy pan flute music around here lately. And we shall remedy that immediately! First, we get news that Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are planning to announce their engagement, like, any second now:

“Both Penelope and Javier are very excited about their future together,” says a friend close to the couple. “It has been rumoured that Javier has already proposed but he hasn’t asked Penelope to marry him yet.”

He plans to ask her when they are away on vacation next month, before they both move to England, where Penelope will be shooting her next film, Nine.

Boring? No! Shut up! Because marriage means honeymoon and honeymoons mean playing arcade games and making strange, strangled kitten noises during sex. Don’t believe us? Allow us to illuminate you with a little clip from 1992’s Jamón, Jamón. Pan flute music and billiard tables. They get us every time:

Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem are said to be engaged [People en Español]