Pet Olympics!

Just when you were getting all sad that the Olympics were over and you could no longer hear about Michael Phelps or underage Chinese gymnasts all day every day, comes the start of the “Pet Olympics.” Woo to the hoo! Hong Kong is hosting its first-ever olympics for pets, where dogs compete in events like long jump, push-ups, racing, saving babies and pissing all over your comforter while you’re at work. Kewt!

Pet Olympics for athletic dogs [Reuters]