Bia and Branca Feres are Brazilian twin sisters who are into synchronized swimming. They’re going to the Olympics! Good for them! They are also, as our little brother MachoChip gleefully pointed out, apparently really into pressing their boobs together. As twin sisters do, you know.

To be honest, we totally get the “twin sisters touching tetas” thing. To an extent. Really! Honestly! We’ve always dreamt of making out with someone who has our own face. Especially when on mushrooms. But! That’s neither here nor there. While we get that the fantasy exists, we’ve really got to wonder why Beep and Boop over here would go along with it. Like, we really love our brother, but we’re not too keen on rubbing nipples with him. However awesomely synchronized that endeavor might prove to be. Our guesses as to why this fetish exists, after the jump:

The way we figure, the obsession with seeing twin sisters act like scissor sister is twofold:

1) One time, we asked a guy why it was that he so enjoyed girl-on-girl porn. It was simple, he said, because it’s “porn without a penis.” So, sex without the unwelcome, for many straight guys, intrusion of some other dude’s cock. Fair enough.

2) We think seeing twins get all hot and bothered with one another combines the taboo of incest, which can be thrilling to some, with the safety of being able to describe it as one person making out with a clone, rather than a sibling.

Yeah? Maybe? Or maybe we’re reading this all wrong. Maybe these photos were taken when Bia, concerned for her sister, leaned close and whispered, “Branca. Spinach, front teeth. I’ll cover you while you take it out.” So loving, those two.

Bia And Branca Feres Are Into Synchronized Swimming, Synchronized Spooning [MachoChip]