Hey everybody, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s new twin babies Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline had their picture taken. And it’s here. Aren’t you excited? No? Well, perhaps you’ll be more interested to know that in the record setting 15 million dollar exclusive with Hello! magazine, Angelina puts to rest any rumors of her having to resort to in vitro fertilization to conceive. According to the article, not only is the couple infinitely fuckable, but they also remain as fertile as the Napa Valley. (Sorry, Jen.) Brad also adds that Angelina is breast feeding. “We try to get them to eat simultaneously for the sake of time management, but it gets a little crowded at the bar.” Hahahahha, right? A gallery of the entire, sickening family is after the jump.

The Jolie-Pitt Family with new twins Knox an Vivienne [Bricks and Stones via]
Los bebes de Angie (scans en español) [Oh No They Didn’t]