“Tiddy Bear.” Because There’s Not Enough Hairy Nonsense Between Your Tetas.
20 August 2008, 12:10 PM. By Daniel Mauser
We know some of you might be in possession of these mysterious things called “breasts” or, alternately “titties.” And, sometimes, these big bags full of secrets make wearing a seat belt uncomfortable. Luckily for the boobèd among you, there’s the “Tiddy Bear.” The Tiddy Bear is a plush toy designed to slide along your seat belt strap to gently motorboat you with its widdle bitty nose. This helpful infomercial will tell you all you need to know about the Tiddy Bear, including that it’s only worn by people who have the unfortunate disability of not being able to cease smiling while talking.
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that was beyond funny. it’s almost as funny as those voice recorder infomercials where the broad records her grocery list and then listens to it at the store…lol
Ha ha ha. I was waiting for Will Ferrell to say how great the Tiddy Bear works for him.
Why is it facing in? Wouldn’t it make more sense for it to face out instead of burying its face into your lolas?