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TVNovela Clip Of The Day: "La Bella Mas Fea" Shows Nothing Is More Beautiful Than Sneaking Into Someone's Room To Sniff His Pillows

Face it: We’ve all been “Lety” at some point. Well, not us, personally. We sprouted, fully formed and gorgeous, from Zeus’ left testicle. But you guys. You’ve been ugly and awkward at some point or another, no? And who among you hasn’t snuck into your luvah’s bedchamber to sniff his pillows and roll around on his bed while wearing unflattering sweaters and sensible shoes? Only to have him come in, catch you, laugh at you and spin you around in a slightly menacing manner? Ah, amor.

I…went to your house…I walked up the stairs…

Pfft. He found her! That’s no fun. A pro wouldn’t have been caught. I’m not saying I know from personal experience, but it’s really just an issue of instincts, and either you have them or you don’t and really what is the point of having a secret crush if you don’t go to his room while he’s at practice with that dumb ugly faker Marie to rifle through his drawers and closet and that shoe box of pictures and hard drive and maybe take his scarf or maybe even wear it out of the dorm all the while smelling that decadent concoction of faint cologne and man-sweat and then passing his best friend and saying hi because nothing. weird. ever. happened. when you are young?

What is the point, I ask?

Posted by Maria_Elena | August 22, 2008

I never get cute girls in horn rimmed glasses and sensible shoes smelling on my pillows. Or maybe Im just not home enough to know whats going on. It would certainly help explain all the sweaters…

Posted by Jordan | August 23, 2008

Well, I’m the one who came out of Zeus’s right testicle (widely ackowledged to be the superior one, btw), so I have no clue what you’re talking about.

But I did notice that both La Fea and El Pendejo here have more hairgrease than all of the WWE combined. Triple H, pay attention, ‘cause that’s how it’s done.

Posted by DrGirlfriend | August 23, 2008