Do you know what’s super flattering? When a strange woman becomes obsessed with herself / your husband and dresses up as you for a photo spread. Because that’s not weird at all. Enjoy this photo of Tyra Banks looking hungry for human flesh as she poses as Michelle Obama for Harper’s Bazaar.:

Voguing like a supermodel [Ed. note: “Like” a supermodel? Burn!], Tyra pays homage to Michelle Obama and Jackie Kennedy with pearls, slinky black shift and curly flip, draped against a Barack Obama lookalike and smiling at a tyke playing hide-and-seek à la JFK Jr.

Want to know what Tyra’s Secret Service code name would be? Too bad:

Banks confessed that if she were first lady, her Secret Service code name would be “KMFA: Kiss My Fat Ass.”

Charming. Please not how one of the littler Obamas is cowering under the desk in fear. Also, Parker Posey already creepily impersonated Jackie O, and she did it better:

TIPPECANOE AND TYRA, TOO [NY Post]