Craigslist: Northern Virginia Woman Kicks Subway Groper In His "Hole"
If you’ve ever been groped, fondled, leered at or otherwise sexually assaulted, you’ll love this Craigslist message from a Mount Pleasant, Virginia woman to a Latino man who grabbed her ass on the Metro.
Did it hurt when I grabbed your collar and punched you in the head? I’m a little worried that I didn’t get enough momentum in my swing to make you feel it, seeing as I’m kinda short (5’2”). But you must have felt bad when you took off running and I chased you down so easily - it’s not that you’re slow, dude, it’s just that I run fast, as you might have suspected from the well-muscled form of my posterior, had you been viewing it with its athletic potential in mind.
It was all worth it when you realized you couldn’t outrun me and so you stopped with your back to me in shame, and I kicked you in your hole. You might not remember, but I said: “Are you sorry? Are you sorry? Say you’re sorry!”, and you did. That was great. Then I said: “run on home, you asshole! Run home!” and you did that, too!
Well played, Miss Mount Pleasant. A link to the entire post is below.
to the perv who groped me on my way home - w4m [Craigslist]
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Reminds me of a time when I accidentally touched a classmates behind during middle school. Her first reaction was to swing her arm and hit me as hard as she could. When she noticed who it was, me, she was said, “its you, what are you doing?” I told her it was an accident, and that she stopped right infront of me all of a sudden…
Then she smiled, and said, “I know.” Gave me her number, and we ended up dating a few times.
Her dad hated me, and thats how that relationship ended. Whats my point? Some men, or most, are completely oblivious on when to touch a womans’ booty. When she is on the tread mill, thats a no-no. When you are dancing bachata, thats a si-si.
Posted by Juan | August 27, 2008
@ Juan - in response … when I don’t know you, have never talked to you, would never talk to you it’s a GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY ASS PERVERT
Posted by marimari | August 27, 2008
hey woman from mount pleasant/ you got lucky/if it were me i would have gave you a spanking and sent you running home to momma/
Posted by dal | October 23, 2008