Watchando: Britney Spears And Russell Brand Refuse To Discuss The Elephant In The Room

Britney Spears and Russell Brand’s VMA promos are kinda cute, kinda creepy. We’ve included another promo after the jump, if you’ve yet to have your fill of English comedians and American …somethings.
Is Katie Holmes pregnant? Or just trying to trick us into thinking she’s pregnant? [dlisted]
Scarlett Johansson is going to come out with another album and she’s going to direct a film and there’s nothing you can do about it. [Showbiz Spy]

Angelina Jolie and Tera Patrick email one another about such things as who will play Catwoman in an upcoming Batman movie. Answer: Neither of these fools. Bring back Michelle Pfeiffer with a quickness. [Page Six]
Cops in Minnesota caught a vending machine burglar by following a trail of Cheeto crumbs he had left. And so ends the sordid tale of the Cheeto Bandito. [Fox]