Watchando: Is Coveting Portia de Rossi's Wedding Dress, Bride
- Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi were married over the weekend in LA. Anne Heche, meanwhile? Still irrelevant. [BBC]
- A little friendly advice? Don’t ever date John Mayer, even if his dick is made of candy and rainbows. He’s been talking trash to the tabloids about Jennifer Aniston since she dumped him. [Scoop]
- Camille Paglia is not exactly a Madonna fan. We’re sure Madonna is wiping her tears of rejection on some hundred dollar bills or orphans or something. [Salon]
- We wonder when Paglia will unleash her special brand of crazy on Madonna’s daughter Lourdes, who performed a song from Fame at her mom’s 50th birthday party. [The Sun]
- Jessica Alba loves the Olympics, still hates you. [MySpace]
- Tropical Storm Fay shat all over the Caribbean and South Florida over the weekend, might become a hurricane. [CNN]
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It’s like the gay quinceñera I never had.
Posted by denise | August 18, 2008
Congratulations to Ellen and Portia. I hope they packed some wetnaps for the honeymoon night! Ellen just strikes me as a messy eater.
Why is anyone having sex with John Mayer?! He is so scrawny and not very attractive and his music is only good for facilitating bowel movements.
I’m so sick of Madonna. Is anyone really gonna be surprised when Lourdes puts out a single?
Why is Jessica Alba so hateful? She has everything going for her but she still seems so unsatisfied. That and it seems the general public make her naseous. The bitch thinks she is better than all the other latinos because she can afford Downy now and doesn’t use fabuloso.
Well la-dee-da Mrs.Alba
Posted by Fredo | August 18, 2008