Watchando: Thinks Giant Pandas Make Birthin' Look Easy

A giant panda was born in Japan - the first to successfully conceived through artificial insemination in about 20 years. Aw, it’s the littlest giant ever! [Mirror]
Radiohead’s last show of their U.S. summer tour will be webcast live tonight on their website. Ahhhh! [Radiohead]
The best part of the Democratic National Convention? Fat Americans in crazy hats! Almost as fun as Fat Kitties in crazy hats. [Gawker]

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson each took their MySpace to respond to Michael Lohan’s claims that Sam was “using” Lindsay for fame. Do we have to separate all of you? Pss, hey! We don’t like that tone. [Popsugar]
George Clooney doesn’t want kids. He just wants to date them. [Mirror]
Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth look cozy and free of scratches, bruises and lost chunks of weave on the cover of Entertainment Weekly. [EW]