Watchando: Can Guess What Alessandra Ambrosio's Baby Looks Like - A Tiny, Wrinkled Radish

Alessandra Ambrosio just queefed out a child and she’s already pimping her out to magazines. We’ll spoil it for you: She looks like a baby. [P6]
Michael Phelps doesn’t want a girlfriend. Gentlemen, it’s up to you. [Daily Express]
Oh noes! That sexy nun calendar will never happen! Because God hates fun. [Reuters]
Salma Hayek sang “Feliz Cumpleaños” for friend and probably didn’t laugh and say “CumpleANOS” like we always do. [People]

Boo hoo: Rafael Nadal is upset about looking like a “sex symbol” on the cover of New York magazine. We say: Really? With that hair? We think you’re safe. [Scoop]
Jennifer Hudson has been asked to sing the national anthem at the DNC. In unrelated news, Beyonce’s head ignited in flames last night. [People]
Brad Pitt photographed Angelina and their Rainbow Brigade for the upcoming issue of W magazine. Because privacy and normalcy are very important for celebrity families. [FWD]