Watchando: Dolly Parton Is Not Dead, Y’all

25 August 2008, 12:30 PM. By Daniel Mauser

Despite recent news to the contrary, Dolly Parton is not dead and six feet under. Or five and one quarter feet under. [About]
A woman named Ebony Garcia stabbed to death in Queens. Her screams were ignored by one neighbor who said she thought “she had been drinking.” If there’s a God, He sure as fuck does not hang out in Queens. [The Canadian Press]
And, in Brooklyn, a disabled prostitute named Elizabeth Acevedo was killed by her john. Guess all the outer boroughs are off limits.[Stupid Celebrities]
Madonna compared McCain to Hitler and Mugabe. Now, now. We’re sure they’ll both have a laugh about it eventually over Metamucil and prune juice. [Times Online]

And in happier news, Cher might play Catwoman in the next Batman movie! LET THIS HAPPEN!!! [Telegraph]

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