Watchando: Dolly Parton Is Not Dead, Y'all
- Despite recent news to the contrary, Dolly Parton is not dead and six feet under. Or five and one quarter feet under. [About]
- A woman named Ebony Garcia stabbed to death in Queens. Her screams were ignored by one neighbor who said she thought “she had been drinking.” If there’s a God, He sure as fuck does not hang out in Queens. [The Canadian Press]
- And, in Brooklyn, a disabled prostitute named Elizabeth Acevedo was killed by her john. Guess all the outer boroughs are off limits.[Stupid Celebrities]
- Madonna compared McCain to Hitler and Mugabe. Now, now. We’re sure they’ll both have a laugh about it eventually over Metamucil and prune juice. [Times Online]
- And in happier news, Cher might play Catwoman in the next Batman movie! LET THIS HAPPEN!!! [Telegraph]
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Genovese syndrome happens again in Queens…damn…
Posted by Juan | August 25, 2008
the dolly parton death is definitely a rumor. found all the details here -
Posted by alowe | August 25, 2008
oops! here’s the link to the dolly parton info - dollyparton.maxlowe.net
Posted by alowe | August 25, 2008
Thank goodness Dolly isn’t dead! I love that bitch!
PLEASE LET CHER PLAY CATWOMAN! That would be FABULICIOUS!
Posted by Marco | August 25, 2008