Watchando: Hopes The Stork Leaves Eva An Extra Surprise On The Way Out
- Eva Longoria is trying to get pregnant and would like us all to know about it. In related news, this morning we shat. [Us Weekly]
- Former EIC of Seventeen and current annoying over-sharer Atoosa Rubenstein is crapping out a baby today. We have a feeling we’re going to hate Facebook more and more as people we know start getting married and breaking condoms. [Gawker]
- OMG Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio are starring in another romance together. NEVER LET GO. [A Socialite’s Life]
- Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres: Yep, they’re getting married this weekend. [Us Weekly]
- Speaking of leSbiAnZ!!!!1!!, there are rumors swirling that Lindsay Lohan has been flirting with dudes to make her girlfriend jealous. Funny how flirting with girls rarely has the same effect on boyfriends. [OK!]
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Good luck Eva! Shouldn’t be too hard to get sperminated seeing as how you are of Mexican descent! HAY-O!!!! ZING!!!!1! Haha I kid I kid, but seriously you should be knocked up in no time.
Posted by Fredo | August 15, 2008