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Tyra Banks is going to dress up as Michelle Obama for the pages of Harper’s Bazaar. While Heidi Montag will wear a rubber Cindy McCain mask outside her home later tonight. [Page Six]
Federal investigators would like to interrogate Mary-Kate Olsen on how, exactly, Heath Ledger came to have an unprescribed bottle of OxyContin in her apartment - a bottle which later went missing. But she won’t talk until she’s promised immunity, because she is a wizened little troll. [Post]
Christina Applegate has been diagnosed with breast cancer, but is expected to recover thanks to early detection. Go rent Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter is Dead immediately and keep Christina in your thoughts. [Yahoo News]

Rumor has it that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are getting married at the end of this year. Overwrought, publicized celebrity divorces: Nut just for breeders anymore. [NOTW]
Jodie “Stephanie Tanner” Sweetin is getting her own reality TV series because our childhood hasn’t been ruined enough. [People]
We forgot Bernie Mac still existed, read he was dead, then read he was alive. And now you’re all caught up. He’s recovering from pneumonia at a Chicago Hospital and we wish him all the best. [Post Chronicle]