Watchando: Wants To Pinch Suri Cruise’s Cheeks And Ask Her Why Her Mom Stole Our Haircut

20 August 2008, 10:30 AM. By Daniel Mauser

Here’s Suri Cruise talking to a baby doll and OMG CAN WE HAVE HER???? [dlisted]
Christina Aguilera’s new perfume ad was Photoshopped by blind unicorns on acid. [ONTD]
Donnie Wahlberg is divorcing his wife of 9 years. This is almost as exciting as hearing that Mark Wahlberg is single. [BBC]
Did Paris Hilton get implants? On her chest. Not, like. Fins attached to the backs of her legs. Although how awesome would that be? [A Socialite's Life]
The Beijing Olympics are trying to drum up interest in table tennis by encouraging female players to “sex up” their uniforms. It’s only a matter of time before the game is played without paddles… [Yahoo]