Watchando: Will Propose To Jennifer Aniston So The Tabloids Will Leave The Poor Thing Alone

Female Kevin Costner, Jennifer Aniston, is planning her dream wedding to John Mayer. All’s he has to do now is propose… [OK!]
Is former porn star Jenna Jameson pregnant? With something other than a giant queef bubble? [Page Six]
The Parents Television Council would like to see more portrayals of married couples having sex with one another on television. Key parties are a little outdated though, no? [Ad Age]
Rhys Ifans is dating a clone of his ex, Sienna Miller. The two women even have the same tattoo which, rather surprisingly, is not a butterfly right above their respective buttcracks. [A Socialite’s Life]
Katie Price’s daughter, Princess Tiaamii (Can you tell we adore this woman?), has over 100 pairs of shoes, but still cannot walk. Kind of how we own a solid gold toilet, but don’t really give a shit. [The Sun]