





Ricky Martin’s publicist has announced the singer is now a father to a pair of twin boys born to a surrogate mother. Ricky, in a move that in no way supports the gay rumors that have followed Ricky throughout his career, says he intends to raise the twins himself, out of the spotlight until the inevitable Hola photospread:
“The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky’s full-time care,” said the statement. “Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent and will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight in order to spend time with his children.”
Coño. This came out of left field like a bachelor uncle’s long-term dancer “roommate” performing a grand jeté. The decision to conceive via surrogate puts Ricky in the company of such illustrious performers as Clay Aiken and Michael Jackson. Performers who have brought forth heirs to their illustriousness without actually having intercourse with any womenfolk and their vagina-things.

oh ricky, i guess you really are livin the vida loca. i wonder who the serrogate was? babies are healthy, i guess thats what counts…
Posted by njcin99 | August 20, 2008
That looks like an asian baby to me.
Congratulations Ricky, you’re gonna be the best single mom out there.
Posted by Fredo | August 20, 2008
Good for Ricky and the children!
Why is sexual preferences an important issue for public figures? Money hunger press people make it
up to sell stories.
Posted by N Guzman | August 21, 2008
I don’t blame him, even if he was straight and wanted to be a dad, that’s a smart move. Look at poor Cristian Castro, his ex cleaned him out and even wants royalties from his music.
Posted by boozr619 | August 21, 2008
Who gives a crap if he’s gay? I think those who think he is should just assume that he is, those who disagree should assume he isn’t, and all of them, together in harmony, should move on with their lives.
Posted by DrGirlfriend | August 23, 2008
Aiiiii - five comments and not one “She Bangs” joke?
I, for one, can’t wait for the inevitable reality show starring the twins, Clay’s baby, and whichever of Michael Jackson’s children are still speaking to him at that point.
Posted by La Barceloneta | August 24, 2008
Congrats Ricky.
Posted by Kimi | August 24, 2008
Paa mi que es gay,aparte esta reguapo yo intente salircon el porue yo soy de televisa, soy actor y de los buenos, pero ese dedgraciado me mando a volar, solo me acuerdode sus piernas fornidas que acariciaba en la playa cuando nos ibamos de borrachos, ricky i´ll always love you!!!
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Posted by poncho del valle | September 05, 2008
This is evidence that he isn’t gay? Huh?
For most straight people, having an active relationship with a partner (of the opposite sex) is what leads to children. The kids come after an interlude of sexuality, lust, and often love.
He’s going straight,err, to the prize.
It’s actually proof he doesn’t want a woman within 10 feet of him. He doesn’t even want to sleep with one long enough to impregnate her.
Not that it matters, it doesn’t, but clearly, this is proof of his orientation: queer as a 3 dollar bill.
Posted by k | September 22, 2008
Ricky Martin is sexy-gay or straight. My question is about the clothes the baby is wearing in the pic…it’s a boy but his shirt looks pink. That is definately a fashion faux pas. Guys aren’t suppose to wear pink til they’re older…then it’s hot!
Posted by crazybaby | November 16, 2008