Eddie Munsteresque singing fetus, David Archuleta, has been commemorated in a cornfield in his home state of Utah. The Lehi, Utah maze features David singing into some sort of gigantic phallus with the words “Archuleta 4 President” writ above. So. What. We saw Sarah Palin’s face in our morning Schlitz, and that was before the mushrooms had even kicked in:

“We really thought of Obama and McCain at first, but everyone we talked to was sick of the candidates,” said maze creator Jeff Herbst. “Then we said, ‘Let’s do Archuleta.”’

Pedophiles, maze creators are. The whole lot of them. Now not only can you get lost in David’s eyes, you can also now literally get lost in his pupils, screaming for your mother and contemplating urinating amidst cornstalks until a search-and-rescue team comes to carry you to safety.

David Archuleta Immortalized in Corn [NY Mag]