Kids? Will kill you. Whether with cuteness or general annoyingness or plague-ridden snot left all over the place, it’s pretty much inevitable that you’ll perish at the finger paint-smeared hand of some stupid toddler. So why not rush the process by allowing some hobbit to tattoo you? It’s apparently a trend among adults who act like they’re all hard-core and tattooed, but are still deeply annoying yuppie parents at heart. Take six-year-old Nadia, for example. She first tattooed her dad when she was four and more recently inked her name and a heart on him for his 29th birthday. Almost as cute as having an infant perform a liver transplant.

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Lilly, 9

Nine-year-old Lilly Hibbs is the daughter of a body piercer mom and a tattoo artist father and hopes to follow in her parents’ footsteps. She’s already tattooed her dad with an original sketch of Patrick from “Sponge Bob.” After she and her dad posted the above video of the session, Lilly had her first customer - a man requesting an anchor. She charged him five bucks.

Gabriel, 10

Then there’s ten-year-old Gabriel Ayala Jr, from Houston, who also tattooed his dad. (Why aren’t moms getting into this, too? Vain motherfuckers.) What do you think? Would you let a kid tattoo you? Will you let us tattoo you for five bucks? Three? A cheeseburger? Please?

Nadia- A Six Year Old tattoo Artist [Tattoo Blog]
A 9-Year-Old Tattoo Artist? [MomLogic]