We’d seen Blingees all over our BFF 4eva’s MySpace pages and always wondered, out loud and in a harsh whisper, “How do they get those!” Well now we know. “Blingee” allows you to upload the sexiest picture you’ve taken of yourself in your mom’s bathroom, add some glitter and self-affirming statements like “Sexy!” or “Princess!” or “Cum Dumpster!”, and make a really, really cute animated .gif to plaster all over the internet.

You can select and drag different images, choose your own background and even add personalized text to really make your Blingee a thing. Uh, of beauty. Once you’ve saved your Blingee and decided, hey, that makes a good name for a baby, then you can download its code and place it anywhere! You can also rate other people’s Blingees! In that spirit, we decided to create our own Blingee and share it with all of you. It’s probably too beautiful for most people to take, so you might want to take a deep breath and look at something ugly first. You’ve been warned:

Build your own Blingee

Stunning, yes? Now go make your own. And then send it to us!

[Blingee]