Blingee: Because Your MySpace Page Didn’t Have Enough Crap All Over It
24 September 2008, 10:40 AM. By Daniel Mauser
We’d seen Blingees all over our BFF 4eva’s MySpace pages and always wondered, out loud and in a harsh whisper, “How do they get those!” Well now we know. “Blingee” allows you to upload the sexiest picture you’ve taken of yourself in your mom’s bathroom, add some glitter and self-affirming statements like “Sexy!” or “Princess!” or “Cum Dumpster!”, and make a really, really cute animated .gif to plaster all over the internet.
You can select and drag different images, choose your own background and even add personalized text to really make your Blingee a thing. Uh, of beauty. Once you’ve saved your Blingee and decided, hey, that makes a good name for a baby, then you can download its code and place it anywhere! You can also rate other people’s Blingees! In that spirit, we decided to create our own Blingee and share it with all of you. It’s probably too beautiful for most people to take, so you might want to take a deep breath and look at something ugly first. You’ve been warned:
Stunning, yes? Now go make your own. And then send it to us!
[Blingee]
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The tinkerbell is a classy touch.
Blingee is fun for all ages! “Here’s mine”:http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/6782/vincent308×400aq2.gif.
Oh yeah, is that Alex or Amy Winehouse?
@ Benny: It’s my baby with Amy Winehouse. “Amex Whinerez.”
@ Alex: Your pic is so funny! I’ve been cracking up! My coworkers peeked over to see what was so funny. They said, “Why did you do that to your sister’s face?” Evidently all Latinos look alike and are related.
The hearts and fairy showcase your softer side but the blunt shows you are still hard. I like that.
mira que bonita!!
The sepia toning makes it traditionally classy - but the glittering butterflies and the sparkling sexy arrow just makes it classy yet modern. And I don’t read “pain” or “sadness” unless someone’s sobbing blood tears. Here’s mine: http://blingee.com/blingee/view/71289794-Szarah-Pizalin
@ M_E: The gun + puppy? Brilliant. I give you two snaps and half a tiny dancing Snoop.
HAHAAHAHAHA shit, remind me not to ever cross you, ever.
blingee’s 4 eva
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