So we’ve already shown you glimpses of Jennifer Lopez’s big, fat, Greek photoshoot, so you know just how glamorous and ethereal and almost-vulva-exposing her trip to Athens has been thusfar. But did you know that Jennifer Lopez actually has, like, 56 vaginas, most of which are located up and down her left side? Little known fact! And a fact which, apparently, horrifies the writers of The Daily Mail. After first referring to her “unsightly back flab,” they go on to point out that, horrors!, she seemed to not be wearing a bra during her Greek concert:

Wearing a fringed white dress and thigh length boots, the 39-year-old singer had the wardrobe mishap when a side view revealed she was not wearing a bra.

She was, however, probably wearing pasties and sixteen layers of double-sided tape. Even though she has the audacity to be (gasp!) 39. Also?:

Lopez was seen stepping out with beau, Marc Anthony, in a dress that looked suspiciously like a dressing gown.

She had previously selected an ugly brown crumpled smock and gladiator sandals to cruise around on a private yacht belonging to fashion royalty Dolce and Gabbana

Nice. Welcome to Junior High! Don’t sit at our table, please.

J.Lo unveils unsightly back flab as she lets it all hang out on stage [Daily Mail]