Cristiano Ronaldo And David Beckham Have Calendars, Like Not Wearing Shirts

Ball-hitting-person Cristiano Ronaldo is shedding his popped collar polos for his 2009 calendar. Now you can bear witness to his impeccable manscaping every single day of the year or until you forget to use your calendar midway through February.

Yay!

Fellow ball-smacker David Beckham also has a 2009 calendar out, the cover of which features him dressed like a gay newspaper boy circa 1933.

More yay!

Want more pictures of both calendar boys? Too bad. Kidding! Nakedness, neckbeards, and lots of strange tittygrease, all after the jump:

Here’s David trying to sell you a pamphlet entitled “One Good Man Deserves An Otter.” Read all about it!

He’s shirtless. That’s odd.

David Beckham looks exactly like our ex-roommate in this photo. Who stole each and every one of our Playgirls. Which are now, of course, out of print forever. Therefore, we fucking hate David Beckham in this photo.

The fuck is up with those eyebrows?

Won’t surfing defeat the purpose of having put on so much bronzing powder?

Our favorite flavor of David Beckham is “orange.” Second favorite? “Leather.”

Cristiano Ronaldo Calendar 2009 [Danilo]
David Beckham 2009 Calendar [Bitten and Bound]