Last season, fans of the sci-fi show Heroes complained that Dania Ramirez’ character Maya, whose special power is to kill people by crying (post-feminist!), spent way too much time shedding tears and not enough time sexing it up like a good startlet, but all that changed last night on part two of the series premiere when she got to hump some dude named Mohinder in an animal sex scene. This morning she’s the number twelve searched item on Google with a bullet. It’s good to know that if all else fails a girl can still sleep her way to the top. Well, to number twelve anyway.