Decorate Your Home To Alienate Everyone! Top 10 Weirdest Home Furnishings
22 September 2008, 7:25 PM. By Carlos Posas
Because we can’t all have houses with Escher stairs and a live David Bowie lurking in tights, we decided to bring you the next best thing: Ten home furnishings and accessories that will cause your family to question your sanity! Some of them are actually pretty awesome, just a bit off the beaten-pottery-barn-track while others…
well, let’s just say, “Abu Ghraib coffee table.” Oh yeah. Someone went there.
#1. Cheney shredder snow globe. Tee hee! A good way to start some furious family arguments during election season.
#2. Abu Ghraib coffee table. Soooo so so so wrong- soooo can’t stop laughing.
#3. Tree Bed. O.k. we actually want this one…provided that no damn pigeons try to nest in it.
#4. Our Lord Savior Lightswitch. “Honor thy father and mother” -unless they install these in your room.
#5. LED Faucet. Take your hippy uncle down memory lane with some acid flashbacks. “Why is the water blue wait is that blue now the light’s moving OH SHI-”
#6. Rocking Horse Toilet. The sheer amount of possibilities for tragic misuse of this facility is just staggering. Whoever thought “hey let’s combine mechanical bulls with a toilet” deserves to be strapped to this thing for a solid year.
#7. Necktie Chairs. Also cool! You can make this one yourself, after “liberating” all the ugly 70’s ties from your male relatives’ closets. We can’t think of a better use for skinny knitted ties (sorry, hipster boys).
#8. Headless Dog Speakers. Sets the perfect date mood! Seat your date on the couch near one of these and then attempt to call the headless dog to you. Encouraging gestures and waving of dog-treats adds realism.
#9. Cardboard Deer Head. “Yeah not to brag, but I shot this baby in Tanzania.”
#10. Penis Chandelier. Classy! Try combining this with the cardboard deer head to make any rec room more refined and masculine.
And don’t blame us if you get committed to a mental institution. Blame the headless singing dog.
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can I order one tree bed and the penis chandelier.
Thank you
I am so proud to say that in all my years of passionate late night crafting sessions, i have never made anything with neckties. i just don’t get it!!! the only way to make them cool is to sew them together so you cannot tell they are neckties!! (although I would totally add glitter and sequins to the Jesus switch cover and hang that baby up!)
I just totally had a flashback about that light switch! I think my mom put one in me and my younger sister’s bedroom when we were little! This was in the sixties, and I think the church was selling them as a fund raiser…Weird!!!
Oh, and I think it glowed in the dark for a bit…
That bed is pretty rockin’! The penis chandelier…I can picture a lot of gay men dancing under to thumping music.
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I really like the tree bed and the headless dog. But then again, my decor already freaks out most people.