





Nationally-renowned comedienne Ann Coulter slipped into her special blogging catsuit to share her thoughts on the current mortgage crisis. Knowing her “faggot” schtick was getting a little old, she turned her rapier wit over to the topic of STOOPID MINORITIES! That’s us!:
Before the Democrats’ affirmative action lending policies became an embarrassment, the Los Angeles Times reported that, starting in 1992, a majority-Democratic Congress “mandated that Fannie and Freddie increase their purchases of mortgages for low-income and medium-income borrowers. Operating under that requirement, Fannie Mae, in particular, has been aggressive and creative in stimulating minority gains.”
Anyone interested in witnessing actual aggressive and creative means of stimulating minorities should stop by our apartment Friday night. HIGH FIVE!
Under Clinton, the entire federal government put massive pressure on banks to grant more mortgages to the poor and minorities. Clinton’s secretary of Housing and Urban Development, Andrew Cuomo, investigated Fannie Mae for racial discrimination and proposed that 50 percent of Fannie Mae’s and Freddie Mac’s portfolio be made up of loans to low- to moderate-income borrowers by the year 2001.
Instead of looking at “outdated criteria,” such as the mortgage applicant’s credit history and ability to make a down payment, banks were encouraged to consider nontraditional measures of credit-worthiness, such as having a good jump shot or having a missing child named “Caylee.”
Or taking lots of naps and a seven children named “Lexus Angelito?” Aw. This is mostly funny because, really? We’re actually too poor at this point to ever perceive of a moment in time where we will be able to afford the fluffy kind of toilet paper, let alone the ability to become a home owner:
Now, at a cost of hundreds of billions of dollars, middle-class taxpayers are going to be forced to bail out the Democrats’ two most important constituent groups: rich Wall Street bankers and welfare recipients.
Political correctness had already ruined education, sports, science and entertainment. But it took a Democratic president with a Democratic congress for political correctness to wreck the financial industry.
Haha! Oh shit, we just peed a little! Man, hahaha! Like remember how being penalized for referring to a Black woman as a “nappy headed ho” totally ruined sports for everyone? Or how still-never-seeing minorities on mainstream TV made us want to throw our sets through a plate glass window screaming “RUINED!” Haha. What?
They Gave Your Mortgage to a Less Qualified Minority [Human Events]

good lord, this crazy bitch is really reaching…. why do they let her talk?
Posted by spanexican | September 25, 2008
This broad should be buried under a pile of 80 yr old scrotums…….yes Houston, that’s right….I HAVE ELECTRICITY!!!! woo hoo
Posted by jrod | September 26, 2008
It amazes me how the media flocks to post anything this attention-whore has to say. Too bad she isn’t a democrat. I’d love to hear from her how Sarah Palin does McCain with a strap-on. Now THAT’S news-worthy.
Posted by JaimeX | September 26, 2008
Awww. Her silly blog entry was like reading a middle schooler’s take on the economy. Funny and just ignorant enough to make you laugh. Are you sure Brooke Hogan didn’t write that?
Posted by Latin_Princess | September 26, 2008
What part of “giving poor and underqualified people mortgages” don’t you understand? People making 30k a year shouldn’t have been given 300k loans, not to mention all the illegal aliens (of all nationalities) that were granted loans without documents or with false documents and a blind eye towards any credit history or score and income.
I work for a homebuilder, and there was a Colombian guy (which I am as well) who was giving people money to use their Social Sec. # and buying 500k villas with false or little documentation on their behalf. As you might imagine, they weren’t able to flip them fast enough and most of them went into foreclosure and the guy was arrested for identity theft, fraud, etc.
2 of my bosses bought 2 and 3 investment properties and have either foreclosed them or are struggling to keep them rented. There are alot of investors foreclosing because they either couldn’t actually afford to hold that many properties or have lost so much in property value they’ll never make back their money on that investment and walking away.
The relaxed restrictions on mortgages implemented by the Clinton Administration (NYTimes article 1999) basically brought us to the edge of socialism in an attempt to create homeownership for anyone and everyone which the banks and public misused. The government, Wall Street, and the real estate industry is now suffering the repercussions of the mess they created.
Posted by Jonathan Torres | September 26, 2008
@Jonathan: Oh and the deregulation that Bush/McCain pushed didn’t have any hand in this?
Bottom line: Minorities can’t have anything nice.
Posted by Fredo | September 26, 2008
@Fredo Care to cite a source? The Dems dirty hands are all over this including The Almighty Obama whose “former” advisor Jim Johnson was chairman of Fannie Mae. There’s a reason that they’re rushing to fix this mess.
Barack Obama advisor Jim Johnson quits under fire:
http://articles.latimes.com/2008/jun/12/nation/na-johnson12
Minorities can have anything they want when they work hard for it and deserve it like everybody else. I’m a young hispanic making your average salary and just bought my first home and living comfortably and affordably. Quit being a victim. We’re better than that.
Posted by Jonathan Torres | September 26, 2008
C’mon, Bill Clinton already said on CBS that he should have been more restrained in giving Freddie and Fannie so much leeway with the loans and credit requirements. Don’tcha get it liberal butt holes? If you can’t pay , you can’t play.
Now Barnie Frank and Chris Dodd, the Baloney twins, want to bail out their chronies on Wall St. …listen to them sing like the yellow canaries they are about needing the money asap. Yeah, right, and an amnesty provision also in the bill so their campaign bribers won’t go to jail and take Frank with them!!! Wake up America, it’s your money not Frank’s , not Bush’s and certainly not Wall STreets..unless, you want to bend over for them and show you are masochistic as well as ignorant.
Posted by newage44 | September 26, 2008
the clinton government asked for it - give sub-prime loans to minorities. many defaulted on this risky IRRESPONSIBLE lending. thank you democrats for this wall street crisis. she is just telling the truth, no matter how abrasive she can be she just tells it like it is. and guanabee trying to make her comments sound racist when they aren’t .
Posted by wow | September 27, 2008
Some points to consider:
1. CRA applies to insured (FDIC) institutions and not mortgage companies, which are predominantly responsible for subprime originations. Insured commercial banks may have originated subprime loans, but they are heavily regulated, subject to continuous oversight to ensure compliance with consumer protection laws, and ensure safe and sound management.
2. CRA specifies that banks are to invest (make home and small business loans, buy community development investment instruments, and provide reasonable bank services and products) to low-and moderate-income residents in their designated communities. The premise is that banks that collect deposits from communities and should invest part of them funds back into the community. The anti-discrimination provision comes into play only because a bank that discriminates on the basis of race, national origin AND gender, marital status, age, etc., logically is not doing a good job of investing back in the community.
3. CRA specifically states that banks should only do so within the standards of safe and sound practices. Any bank that made obviously risky, questionable loans would not only get in trouble with its shareholders, but have to answer to its regulator.
4. As public CRA evaluations demonstrate, banks all across this country have remarkable records of meeting their CRA obligations, and they have found that these are profitable ventures.
5. The primary culprits of the current subprime meltdown are RE loan flippers and mcmansion buyers.
Posted by Zigler | October 01, 2008