Dog Bless America: Top Campaign Signs This Election Season

We’re not really into politics, honestly. But we are extremely into people who are vehemently, frighteningly into politics without quite understanding issues or the legal system or how to read. Because they never fail to entertain. Haha, silly dumb people do silly dumb things and oh-God-we’re-so-psyched-people-are-stupider-than-we-are, haha! And then we remember that these are the very same people who will go on to elect this nation’s President, Darth Palin.

And then it’s not so funny.

But, um. Here are some funny politickal signs! An American tragedy, after the jump:

“Mavrick”

Already a classic, this sign from the recent RNC shows, just as we don’t need any of those seriously ridiculous community leaders flitting around, we also don’t have much use for teechers.

“Half-Breed Muslin”

The other half is made in China.

“Offical Language”

Simpler solution: We all communicate through armpit farting.

“Ameirca”

Land of the free, the brave and those who eat lead paint.

“No Amnety”

So if you can’t write in English, properly, on the sign you made while happily reckonin’ that your morning shit kind of looked like Dale Earnhardt motorboating Anna Nicole Smith, does that mean we can deport you, too?

“To Many”

The blonde woman seems too have noticed to late that her sign their is incorrect. We bet your so embarrassed!