Spanish satirical magazine El Jueves devotes this week’s cover to The Princess of Asturias, Doña Letizia’s recent nose job officially performed to fix a “deviated septum.” The cover announces that her husband, Prince Felipe, was spotted with a mystery woman and is having an affair, while the photo shows him with Princess Letizia and that new schnoz of hers you could totally ski off of. A bold move on the part of El Jueves considering they were fined last year for drawing Prince Felipe’s family jewels in a cartoon. Man, Euros have all the fun while we’re stuck with the Alaskan Clampetts.

Felipe sorprendido con una desconocida [El Jueves via]
Earlier: Princess Letizia Has A New Nose
Spanish Cartoonists Fined For Drawing Prince Felipe’s Crown Jewels