The second phase of Microsoft’s new “I’m A PC” campaign has launched with a 60-second television spot that ran ad nauseum this weekend and features several celebrity endorsers including Eva Longoria and her houseboy husband Tony Parker. In an attempt to dispell the myth that everyone who uses a PC is a 40 year-old, virgin, accountant in Des Moines, the spot features both regular people and celebrities like Pharrell Williams, Bill Gates, Vera Wang, Deepak Chopra and some guy who makes fuel out of cowshit proudly announcing that they, too, “are” PC’s who use their machines to accomplish their important and cool work. Except for Eva who, in a clip with Tony, proclaims her marriage to be her mark of coolness. So that means she’s scheduling their sex life on Outlook? Don’t. Even. Picture it.