Now that Jessica Alba is over being cast as the “ambiguously ethnic sexy hot girlfriend sidekick,” Eva Mendes seems totally willing to fill the void. When promoting “Vida,” her new line of bedding for Macy’s (Eva Mendes bedding, yes. To compliment your Eva Longoria laundry hamper.), Eva made sure to mention that she’s had sex with all 50 states. But not with 50 men. More like 64:

“A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger,” Mendes said, going on to note the best sex took place in Arizona and Colorado. “maybe it was the clear air, or the quiet, or the endless sky,” she noted, “whatever it was, it was really, really good.”

And the worst?:

“I’d really like a do-over on that state,” Mendes said, before suggesting publicists at Alaska Air “sponsor a trip for me there for that purpose.”

That’s not what we’ve heard. The frigid night air… The plaintive moan of a caribou in the forest… A shard of ice… Lube. God, we’re so turned on.

Anyway, Eva. Didn’t you know? You don’t have to take your clothes off to have a good time. Oh no:

Eva Mendes: ‘I’ve Had Sex In All 50 States’
[Daily Stab]