Fake Sarah Palin Adored By Real New York Hot Dog Vendors

The Daily Mail hired our TOTAL CRUSH OMG Kristy Webb (she does “Best Night Ever” sometimes) to impersonate Sarah Palin around the streets of New York. Some people really loved her! Some not so much! But almost everyone thought, yo, that’s a nice piece of ass!:

Architect Ted Bodnar, 42, of New Jersey, stopped her to sign his newspaper, and student Joe Alianello, 19, had her sign his hockey puck.

“She seems nice,” Alianello, also from New Jersey, told us. “She seems smart. She likes hockey.”

We’re sold! What about other LaTiNaZ!?!?:

Fake-Palin’s clumsy attempts to greet Queens resident Isabel Rijo, 78, in Spanish couldn’t squelch the enthusiasm. “I wish she was the vice president,” Rijo said.

And then some fuckin’ guy over here yelled:

“You’re hot! But I hope you lose.”

And you’re kind of an asshat! But thanks. Anyway. This little exercise kind of proves that 1) New Yorkers can be really nice! and 2) Americans can be kind of gullible! Either way, haha. Funny trick, Daily Mail! Now, yo, move out the fucking way unless you really like standing in a puddle of human feces while people are trying to get onto the 7 train. Buddy.

Fake Sarah Palin earns a real New York welcome [Daily Mail]