For The Jerk Who Has Everything: Swarovski-Studded Contacts
10 September 2008, 1:15 PM. By Daniel Mauser
What to get the person who has has everything - including poor taste? Why, contact lenses embedded with crystals, of course! Indian designer Anthony Mallier created the Swarovski-embellished lenses — called “Sparkle” — so that your eyes can:
“Sparkle like they’ve never sparkled before.”
Not counting that time you ran cornea-first into a plate glass window. The itty bitty crystals are fused to the surface of the lens, in order to create the illusion that you’re incredibly stupid. Explains Mallier:
“Swarovski has been synonymous with adding that extra ‘sparkle’ to everyday life. Swarovski crystals have the power to transform the ordinary into something extraordinary through their sheer brilliance. `Sparkle’ is one such attempt to enhance the expression of one of our most expressive features: our eyes.”
Our Swarovski-studded Jimmy Dean sausage links sizzling in our Swarovski-encrusted George Foreman Grill next to the growing pile of Swarovski-ladden overdue bills quite agree!
The Sparkle: Swarovski Studded Contact Lenses [Blogsters Guild]
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my panties just got moist.
i, for some strange reason, want some. how awesome would i be at the club? then i could walk around with my grill and wink and smile at all the ladies.
This is a bigger waste of money than a purity ring.
I’ll take this and those freaky dangly contacts any day over the “normal” blue, green and hazel contacts self-haters insist on wearing. At least these don’t assist you on your quest to become white (read:good) enough. They just want to make you a little poorer. And in this consumer driven country, I’m sure we can agree that crosses over every demographic.
Can you still see them sparkle under some Kawasaki glasses?
Anthony Mallier created the Swarovski-embellished lenses — called “Sparkle” — so that your eyes can:
“Sparkle like they’ve never sparkled before.”
If your eyes need the help of crystals to sparkle you need to visit an ophthalmologist, pronto.
how do you close your eyes, gross.
and fredo stfu u HO