Former Patriots Head Cheerleader Lisa Guerrero Thinks You’re Useless, Patriots Fan

In an op-ed for the Los Angeles Times, Lisa Guerrero, the former head cheerleader for the Patriots, slams Patriots fans for leaving Gilette Stadium stadium en masse as the Miami Dolphins handed their asses to them. With a side of mojito, as is our custom. Haha, slammed! Not unlike Tom Brady slamming Gisele Bundchen after leaving pregnant girlfriend Bridget Moynihan:

It’s easy to be a fan when your team wins three Super Bowls in four years, but one loss at home in a couple of seasons and the rats jump off the sinking ship like Tom Brady jumped off Bridget Moynihan.

This past Sunday, when the Pats took a beating, their fans couldn’t take a hit.

She cites poor Red Sox fans as an example of how to remain loyal even as all hope seems lost. And then she slapped a guy holding a huge foam hand. And stole his hot dog. Lisa Guerrero is mean!

She’s also a bit of a savvy self-marketer. Born Lisa Coles, “Guerrero” is actually her Chilean mother’s maiden name. So in addition to posing for Playboy and Maxim, working a correspondent for “Inside Edition,” and guest-starring on “Seinfield” and “Frasier,” she also got to host the White House’s Hispanic Heritage Month banquet back in 2003. While smoking a cigar? Not too shabby, Lisa.

Lisa Guerrero: Take it like a man [LA Times]
Lisa Guerrero [Wikipedia]