Fun Facts From Florida!: We’re Still Letting Ralph Nader Onto Our Ballots

Guess what, you guys! Ralph Nader is tired. So tired that he and running mate Matt “The Hair” Gonzalez finagled their way onto the Florida ballot as the representative for the Ecology Party, which is made up of about seven people who were home schooled and talk with spit bubbles forming at the corner of their mouths when they get all excited about, like, fiber. You know the kind:

Gary Hecker, Treasurer of the Ecology Party, is thrilled with the choice of candidates. “Nader and Gonzalez are the only candidates that truly put the environment at the forefront. Mr. Nader was instrumental in establishing the Clean Air Act, the Clean Water Act, and the EPA. Nader/Gonzalez will not sell out to corporate interests. I can’t believe that any real environmentalist would support anyone else.”

The Nader/Gonzalez campaign has completed its goal of achieving 45 state ballots, and will be a write-in choice in four other states. Mr. Nader and Mr. Gonzalez are pleased to be allying with a party that has initiative, ecological wisdom, and an eye for the future.

An eye for a future of President Palin, yeah. And now, for something completely different. A -home movie- campaign ad featuring Ralph Nader talking to Matt Gonzalez in a tiny parrot costume about dressing like a panda. So. Turned. On:

Nader/Gonzalez officially on Florida Ballot [Vote Nader]