(For some reason, Googling “seven minutes in heaven” gets you lots of pictures of emo boys. We’re going to go ahead and go with it.)

Ah, another week nears its end. We’ve accomplished so much: Bitch has been saved! (On a related note, we’re still looking for someone to pay our rent next month. Thank you in advance.) We learned what a Spain is! And our mouths dribbled over with pride over the accomplishments of our fellow Latinos. Yes, how terribly grand it all was. As were this week’s comments! Particularly “Evan’s.” So let’s wipe the dried, crusty bits of pride out of our hair and give Evan a round of applause:

Re: Little Chihuahua Shit Nuggets Everywhere: The Beverly Hills Chihuahua Reviews / Stereotypes Are In!

Actually, Delgado is a German Shepherd, so that makes him a nazi.

Actually, we heard every dog in this movie is a cross between a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu.

Re: Terra Names Perez Hilton Their “Hispanic Of The Year”

i don’t understand what everyone’s upset about. he’s certainly my hispanic of the year. we’re talking about barack obama, right?

Unless he’s been pictured making out with Brody Jenner at Hyde with an MS Paint penis coming out of his head, we have no idea to whom you are referring.

Re: We Knew It: Eating Nothing But Veggies Shrinks Your Brain

If you think that recipe looks delicious, you’ve obviously never tried vegemite.

How could anything that smells like something someone shat it out a week ago be anything less than delectable?

And that covers our shout-out for this week, meat-eaters and vagitarians. Enjoy your weekends and make-out with some emo kids why dontcha.