America! Land of the free! The brave! 6.1% unemployment! Land of hockey moms (aka Secret Traitors To Canadialand), pregnant teens named after English cities, tacky and self-serving references to 9/11, bacon donuts and lots of important choices made by people who WRITE EVERYTHING IN CAPS. Yes, that’s right. People who fail to comprehend the proper usage of a period or the unbridled joy in using a semicolon properly are going to vote for a person (and administration) who will decide, well. Lots of stuff! Like whether we’ll remain at war until everyone asks “Osama Who? Sounds Irish.” Or whether immigrants will be ground up and served to real Americans. And whether or not you’re going to have to have the freedom to choose (should you happen to be related to a politician).

In that spirit, we’re going to put on a funny bikini, take up a gun and shoot out a Commenter of the Week. America? Here’s to your fabulous education system. Take it away, Yvonne:

Re: Sarah Palin Bikini And Rifle Picture Proves She’d Throw An Awesome Party As America’s New Vice President

FAKE OR REAL SHE SHOULD NOT BE TAKING PICTURES LIKE THAT ITS NOT RIGHT A NOT THAT I AM VOTING FOR HER BUT IF I WAS AFTER SEEING THIS I WOULD NOT VOTE FOR HER, AND I DONT HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR HER JUST PLAYING AROUND LIKE THIS, THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THIS

It’s true. Women should not be Photoshopped into stupid fucking bikini photos at a time like this. A time like what, you ask? A time when we have things more important to talk about than pregnant 17-year-olds, or finger tattoos or internet commenters with the cognitive capacity of a WALNUT!

So, hey. How ‘bout that Palin? Are you a P.A.N.T.H.E.R, Guanababy? Oh, don’t know what that means? Here, check this out: