“Heelarious” Baby Stilettos Train Baby Girls To Look Like Stumbling Winos

Babies do lots of cute things, like shit on your upholstery, grab fistfuls of your hair while shrieking demon songs, or projectile vomit whitish liquid all over your sexy nurse outfit backstage at the strip joint. Baby, don’t you know we dance so you can eat? So, to retaliate, why not shove their fat blobbly feet into miniature stilettos. We’ve mentioned “Heelarious” baby shoes before, but now we’ve awkwardly stumbled face-first into this video of toddlers actually wearing these shoes with absolutely no regard as to whether they match their dumb little outifts. Watch as babies learn what it means to sacrifice comfort, health and the ability to walk for the sake of lookin’ sexy. Babykini waxes next Tuesday!

Stupid video of drunk babies and their terrible mothers, after the jump:

Babies in heels [AOL]