If An Anti-Gay Rally Is Organized By Latino Religious Leaders And No One Cares, Can We Still Watch "Seekin' Ricans" Porn Ironically?
Aw, shit. We cannot believe we actually missed the “Faith Leaders Rally for Marriage and Life” demonstration in Manhattan this past Sunday. The demonstration was organized as an attempt not only to protest Gay Stuff, but also to show that the organization is diverse and that Latinos can be intolerant, too. Turns out we weren’t the only people who were having buttsecks on a pile of dead babies to remember - the turn-out wasn’t exactly phenomenal.
Luckily, there are pictures of the event to help you pretend like you’re right there, holding a sign about how the next logical step from gay marriage is dolphin-fisting. Be vigilant:
True, behaviors like sodomizing a sexy twink in a spinning bowtie or scissoring are not civil rights. Neither is falling in love with someone or wanting to their hold their hand while doing something totally gay - like watching a sunset or imagining a life together. You’re totally correct, Sign-Holding Lady With A Winning Smile!
You allow The Gays to wed, next thing you know some lady’s trying to marry a dolphin or some guy in a mullet is fucking a German shepherd on a Confederate flag rug in front of a roaring electrical fire. Which is just filthy and wrong. Let’s save our fucking for American dogs, please.
Hm. That’s quite a flamboyant display of tears over the sins of Sodomites, ladies.
Anti-gay NYC rally by Hispanic religious leaders is a flop [Blabbeando]
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yay gay!
obvs being able to live the life with the person you love the most is the most disgusting behaviour anyone could ever do! /sarcasm
Posted by denise | September 09, 2008
I love how letting teh gheys marry will lead to dogs and people getting married or people and animals. That is so false, everyone knows dogs prefer an open relationship and would never want to be shackled to to the oppressive weight of a committed relationship.
Posted by Fredo | September 09, 2008
Ugh. Apparently Christianized Latina Nazis got the vote and the civil rights from their Anglo Overseers, at least enough to showcase and harangue this kind of pseudo-philosophical rhetoric. Someone should remind Cleopatra with the severe haircut, the mummified tan, and the Holy Whitened Teeth that there is however supposed to be a separation of church and state. So much for the letter of the law.
As far as Gay Marriage somehow being the gateway drug to some ridiculous of a national epidemic of bestiality breaking out, well biblethumpers are pretty much ready made for making these kind of convenient for them jumps in logic.
I wouldn’t worry too much though, I mean is it really any wonder why their little Nazi Rally was a bust? Seriously look at the absolute lack of creativity and knowledge of basic graphic design skills employed in those terribly stupid, sanctimonious little signs of intolerance. Not Smart. The signs themselves disprove Intelligent Design. Where’s your god now?
Posted by David | September 11, 2008