Jennifer Lopez Talks To Elle About Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez — You know, the one from the block? — sat down with Elle magazine for an interview in their October issue all about her uterus and her favorite designers. And it’s chock-full of interesting little tidbits! Like, for example, did you know that when La Lopez first realized she was pregnant, she immediately turned into some kind of Theater Gay?:

“I was sitting down doing hair and makeup and I felt a flutter. The weirdest little…flourish. My makeup artist said ‘What’s the matter?’ I didn’t say anything, but in my head, I was like, I have life inside me!”

A flutter and a flourish, babycakes. In the pictures accompanying the interview, Jennifer poses for pictures with her favorite fashion designers. And it looks like they all had a good time:

Who knew eating cupcakes with your white slave could be so much fun? Just kidding! It’s actually Marchesa designer Georgina Chapman and they’re not eating cupcakes, they’re filming porn.

Monistat can sort that all out, Donatella.

Oh, Michael Kors! He’s our favorite Oompa Loompa in the whole wide world.

Cover Story [Elle]