Jennifer Lopez is appearing in a new ad campaign for Japanese fashion house Samantha Thavasa. In the ads, Jennifer poses with a bag while two toddlers crawl at her feet, as they should. The ads debuted yesterday in Tokyo, much to the chagrin delight of Tokyo’s residents.

The “baby friendly” bag is perfect for lugging around baby bottles, diapers, a change of clothes or the hearts of virgins for a midnight snack with your hubby.

We could only find a wee preview of the ad (after the jump), but it appears that J-Lo has set her fellow models on fire and they are desperately trying to crawl away lest she capture them and save them in her giant Doom Bag. See for yourself:

“Baby-Friendly” Jennifer Lopez Samantha Thavasa Handbag Ad Campaign [PopCrunch]