Jesus Is Sarah Palin’s Homeboy, Loves The Idea Of An Alaskan Pipeline
8 September 2008, 2:15 PM. By Alex Alvarez
It’s not fair, really, the amount of coverage we give Sarah Palin here on Guanabee. It’s not like we’ve given much space to Joe Biden, Barack Obama’s running mate. And that’s absolutely not going to change. Why? Because, to the best of our knowledge, Joe Biden hasn’t spoken to the congregation of the Wasilla Assembly of God on how building a pipeline is God’s will. Nor has he called the war in Iraq “a task from God” or “God’s plan.” He also doesn’t have children named after British cities like some kind of traitor.
God? We could have sworn Bush’s nickname was “W.” Anyway. Joe, what do you think of all this?
Bullshit malarkey indeed.
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That’s a really nice drum set in the background. Oh, wait, God’s Plan. Malarkey. Yes.
Give me a break you fucking communisits. All the liberals want to do is make this nation weak and surrender to any threat that it faces.
We are living in tumultous times. Iran is becoming more belligerent. Russia has invaded South Ossetia. Pakistan elected Bhutto’s husband, the most corrupt and morally inept individuals ever to lead a nation with nuclear capabilities.
It’s clear that the Bush administration’s policies weakened this nation; however, to let Obama (who let me remind you voted against the troop surge) and Biden (who ran for president but had to pull out of the race because he lied on his resume - the muckraker) change the face of this nation to one of high taxes, weak foreing policy, and a crippling liberal agenda………thanks, but no matter how bad it gets Deangelo will never support another Jimmy Carter communist adminstration.
I wonder if people who throw around the term “Communist” actually have idea what it means to be one. I guess refusing to blindly follow party lines or holding people accountable for overlooking the separation of Church and state makes people Communists now? Interesting.
And, Deangelo, do you really think Sarah Palin carries ANY weight at all when it comes to any of the issues you brought up? I seriously doubt she can name three major cities in Pakistan, much less take a stand against countries harboring nuclear weapons.
Is anyone else turned on by the way that Biden says “bullshit” and “malarkey?” Oh Biden, it’s only Monday! Can you wait until Thursday to get me all hot and bothered?
Kthxbai.
I’m torn. When people like Deangelo say such utterly asinine things, do I get all Joe Biden on his/her ass, or do I just ignore it? If we just ignore ignorant rantings, do we end up like John Kerry?
I didn’t know Track was a British city. I should’ve picked up a map of the country when I vacationed in Trig.
Republikkkans and peopel who refer to themselves in the third person are all loonies… Deangelo you’ve got two strikes against you.
Trig is Norse for “brave victory” which kinda freaks me out. It sets off my white supremacist sensors… between that & her marketing company “Rouge Cou” (French for redneck)… am i being paranoid?