Jewelry Thief Daniel Ramos Would Like To Borrow Your Panties, If That’s Ok

Twenty-four-year-old Daniel Ramos of California was arrested after burglarizing a home. Good! He was chased out by the homeowner, who unfortunately fell at some point during the chase. Sad! When Ramos was brought in to the police station, cops found he had stuff several pairs of women’s underwear in his pockets, in addition to wearing five pairs on his person. Slightly embarrassing!:

When Ceres police took Daniel Ramos to jail, they discovered he was wearing five more pairs of women’s underwear, some of them string bikinis, said Sgt. Patrick Sullivan.

The underwear had to be cut off Ramos, Sullivan said. One of the burglary victims, a 20-year-old woman, identified the underwear as hers.

Query! Not being a women’s panty fetishist ourselves (We prefer sploshing in a kiddie pool full of furries, obese geriatrics and poppers. That’s just how we roll.), we have to ask: Can’t you just buy women’s underwear at, like, Wal-Mart? (Six pack of bikini-cut panties for 5 bucks!) Or buy used underwear online? Not that we know anything about that. (10.95, excluding shipping and handling.)

Pockets full of jewels and panties, suspected Ceres burglar is ‘debriefed’ [Modesto Bee]