Presidential candidates Barack Obama and John McCain both have brand new Spanish-language campaign ads out that are designed to make you either hate their respective opponent or shiver uncontrollably, huddled underneath your star-spangled serape. Because Presidential candidates? Are out to get you. John McCain is going to insult you as you stand there, confused, in the country you love so dear. He’s going to say you’ve got “birthing hips” and that your nose is crooked, but it’s Ok because it adds character. And Barack Obama — or wait, not him, but some buddies of his who are old and White and rather stern-looking — are going to roast immigrant babies along the border fence or something. So, tell us, which campaign as frightens you more - Barack “I Can Speak Spanish And Also Like 17 Other Languages, Plebe” Obama’s or John “I Was Born In Panama But Still Can’t Manage To Say ‘Yo Apruebo Este Mensaje’” McCain’s? Watch the videos and take our poll, after the jump: