Quintessential children’s role models Amy Winehouse and Madonna have been made into lead-based LEGOS for your young child to choke on. Kidding. The special edition, 30th anniversary pieces will not be made available to the public because all of you suck:

Sir Cliff Richard and The X Factor judges Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh, Cheryl Cole and Danni Minogue have also been turned into tiny figures.

The plastic collection, which includes Lego models of David and Victoria Beckham, will not be available to the public.

So your dreams of simulating little-plastic-people sex between Amy Winehouse and Simon Cowell have been shattered. Shame. They really got Amy’s lack-of-pantsness down to a T. See LEGO cracktranny Madonna, after the jump:

God, she’s gotten so plastic.

Winehouse, Madonna immortalised in Lego [Digital Spy]