Because Paris Hilton got into a terrible accident attempting to simultaneously walk and breathe and Nicole Richie was busy having already eaten, thanks, Lindsay Lohan took it upon herself to speak for the “vapid young celebrity” voting demographic and weigh in on Bristol Palin’s pregnancy. And, um. She’s apparently not an idiot. Writes Lindsay on her MySpace blog:

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[…] I am concerned with the fact that Sarah Palin brought the attention to her daughter’s pregnancy, rather than all world issues and what she believes she could possibly do to change them-if elected. I get Sarah Palin’s views against abortion, but i would much prefer to hear more about what she can do for our country rather than how her daughter is going to have a child no matter what.

[…]On another note-the last note- i heard a woman say on TODAY on NBC that teens are feeling as if they have to grow up faster. Really? Because, i think that girls that are CHOOSING to be sexually active and are making a conscious decision to grow up faster….. I think that parents need to recognize how important it is to talk to their children about the things that can result from being sexually active if they aren’t protecting themselves (birth control, condoms, etc.)

So-those are my thoughts for the day. Enjoy the music :) xoxo

And an xoxo in your general direction too, Miss Linds. Who knew she could be articulate? And thoughtful? And our future wife? …Blogging on personal responsibility, urging voters to look at the issues beneath the headlines? Spelling things correctly? Good on ya, Lohan! ‘s publicist!

Oh and, if you’ve got a minute Lindsay, we think you should probably sit down with Fat Joe and Daddy Yankee. Since you’re so good at politickin’ as a celebrity and all.

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